Horoscope: we have seen 2022 and here are our predictions
Inspired by the wave of neoswitchcraft Instagram and a kit of tarot pogné in a clothing store for teenagers, we started to draw the charts of the sky of those which make the headlines. What does 2022 and its next Moon in a Little Poodle Creped Like a Lion have in store for them? Snort a line of sage, it's time for the horoscope!
The CAQ
Venus is in Cancer, the election is in October and the public is in tabarn ** to learn what happened in the CHSLDs. To ensure a return to the good graces of the population before the next electoral eclipse, promise more than the return of the Nordics: base your campaign on the return of the Expos. Think big: why not the resurrection of Maurice Richard?
The third link
You like to divide those with whom you are destined to live. In 2022, your Aries character will be revealed even more: you will dive into the pile of environmental studies and reports from urban planning specialists in order to chart your course (between Quebec and Lévis). Beware: your ambition may end up slowing down.
Billionaires
It was with starry eyes that you entered the Age of Aquarius, and weightless body that you continued this race to infinity and beyond. In 2022, pursue your ambitions (you can afford it!) And never look back. If possible, don't come back either.
Far Right Fascists
Big year for you, our little Zemmour z & rsquo; loves! You will make a lot of new friends. Too much, even. Your passion for old, dated ideas will be much to your credit in the zero waste era, but a little update might not be too much to keep you from ending up on the wrong Bock-side of history. .
Vaccinators
For you in 2022, um… third dose? Booster dose of the third booster of the second vaccine to protect against the Super-Omicron-Delta-St-Hubert-BBQ variant? The only clear thing in your chart of the sky is that the houses of Capricorn and Aquarius will be reserved for the confinement of those who did not want your presence at their side (left or right, depending on the arm you take. to write).
Employers with labor shortages
PKU (Pisces Cancer Uranus) has played a hell of a trick on you in recent years. How else can you explain your difficulty in hiring qualified and competent staff? To start 2022 on the right foot (piggy bank or otherwise), don't let anyone convince you that the problem is the pittance, crappy working conditions and toxic climate you have. Any master's degree holder would be lucky to shovel manure at $ 13.50 an hour for you!
The Gen Z
You haven't experienced many lunar revolutions yet, but your light is shining bright enough to blind a few racist, sexist boomers or -phobes by the way. In 2022, millennials will count even more on you to save society, the world and planet Earth, while they grapple with their anxieties and their mortgage. Try not to laugh too much at their tight jeans, okay?
The Montreal Canadian
We say you are glorious, but your ascendant loser does of his. Remember, it is never too late … to give up and pursue new dreams. The cards tell us that Montreal would love to have a baseball team.
The conspi
We did our research (so did we), and we figured out that you're not the type to believe anything that's printed in a newspaper or any other “shit”. You are too bright for that. We respect your intelligence. This is why, to have your 2022 predictions, you will therefore have to decode the secret signal transmitted by François Legault's eyebrows during the press conferences.
The Olympic athletes
You hoped and it has happened: 2022 will be your year! All the effort you put into blazing your trail finally pays off (so to speak, we know you don't make a cent as a mixed curling champion). Destination Beijing for you, finally, if you agree to make a compromise, in good Libra, between the dream of a lifetime and the fate of the Uyghurs.
The ordinary world
You are tired, ascendant pukabapes , but also, in Chinese astrology, persevering .es descendant onlâchepâ . 2021 has been an average year, with some good news and some bad news. For 2022, we remain vague by promising you a little more mud, a couple of good deals, probably a tax bill to pay and a joke : if your life goes off the rails, it's yienque because Mercury is in Leningrad.
